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RT @herr_ort@twitter.com

„Ani are you okay ? Are you okay Ani ? „

Sorry ... geht gleich wieder 🙈😂

🐦🔗: twitter.com/herr_ort/status/12

Ich will Euch ja nicht neidisch machen, deshalb halte ich mich mit Urlaubsbildern zurück.

RT @SDPD_Parody@twitter.com

We arrived and declared an unlawful assembly. The shark failed to disperse so we shot it 128 times and cleared the area of the protest.

The beach will be safe again as soon as we leave. twitter.com/WillieOReeFan/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SDPD_Parody/status

RT @kateboss5000@twitter.com

Toller Mensch sucht Job in Berlin als Junior Softwareentwickler/Admin ab August. Er hat die Ausbildung dazu grad fertig und kann perfekt deutsch. Aktuelle Lage+Benachteiligung durch Namen sind leider in Deutschland Realität. DM me falls ihr wen wisst, der ihn verdient hat.<3

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kateboss5000/statu

Dürfen Veganer kein Biogemüse essen wegen der Düngung mit Tiermist?

RT @TimWeekes67@twitter.com

@JohnCleese@twitter.com The funny thing is that vegans cannot eat organic food. Without artificial fertiliser it needs manure which has to come from animals kept for food. 😂

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TimWeekes67/status

RT @hyc_symas@twitter.com

Prior to ~1970s, 50% of parents didn't need an outside income to have a prosperous/thriving household. COVID-19 didn't break the economy; it has only highlighted how broken it's been, for decades. twitter.com/sheeraf/status/127

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hyc_symas/status/1

RT @checkmk@twitter.com

New on the blog: Forecasting Metrics. Checkmk comes with a forecasting ability since version 1.6, so that you can plan ahead and predict future behavior based on historic data. This can help you to also do capacity management on your IT. Read more: checkmk.io/3ipS20H

🐦🔗: twitter.com/checkmk/status/127

RT @fanf42@twitter.com

There's the end also: "hey, thank you for your amazing soft that perfectly served us for all these years with extremely happy tech team, but the top management just changed and they need to show they act, and nobody get fired to choose Big Corp. No, you can't say anything. Bye!" twitter.com/JohnONolan/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/fanf42/status/1278

RT @stejormur@twitter.com

Until I created this map, I hadn't appreciated how bad the situation in the US is. These maps show districts with over 50 cases per 100k in the last week (Germany's "emergency brake" trigger for local lockdowns) in 🇩🇪, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, 🇺🇸

The USA right now has 1000 Leicesters or Güterslohs

🐦🔗: twitter.com/stejormur/status/1

RT @VernorsHerzog@twitter.com

Fox News has done to our parents what they thought gangsta rap would do to us

🐦🔗: twitter.com/VernorsHerzog/stat

RT @checkmk@twitter.com

Customize your views on Checkmk to quickly see what matters to you! Adjust headings, columns etc. in views for you or other users. Create your own views and integrate new information into them. Full video here:
checkmk.io/31pRMse

🐦🔗: twitter.com/checkmk/status/127

RT @fleaz_@twitter.com

Imagine getting paged in the middle of the night because one of the Devs forgot one of the backflips. twitter.com/oliagavrysh/status

🐦🔗: twitter.com/fleaz_/status/1277

RT @DB_Bahn@twitter.com

🌎🤎🖤 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💗🌎🤎🖤 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
🤍💗🌎🤎🖤 💛💛💛💛💛
🤍🤍💗🌎🤎🖤✌️✌🏿✌🏾✌🏽✌🏼✌🏻
🤍💗🌎🤎🖤 💚💚💚💚💚
💗🌎🤎🖤 💙💙💙💙💙💙
🌎🤎🖤 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Habt euch lieb! /ch

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DB_Bahn/status/127

RT @danimo@twitter.com

Weiss jemand, wer die RIPE Atlas-Probe (20555) im xHain gedroppt hat?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/danimo/status/1276

RT @eyemda@twitter.com

The wonderful and one of my favourite acts @LilandMad@twitter.com are doing 2 live streams in aid of Black Trans Advocacy Coalition. Really needed at this time. gofundme.com/f/lily-amp-madele

🐦🔗: twitter.com/eyemda/status/1276

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