Robert Sander @gurubert@mastodon.gurubert.de

This is all I can still play after receiving years of piano lessons in my youth.

RT @Viss@twitter.com

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RT @PhilHagen@twitter.com

Yeah, everything that ever will be has already been on “The Simpsons”. But this is a bit on the nose.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PhilHagen/status/1352103501296500737

RT @tx0h@twitter.com

vor der vereidigung bidens: jenifer lopez singt 'this land is your land' von woody guthrie, der, der auf seiner gitarre stets den leitspruch trug 'this machine kills fascists' und der schon ueber den 'old man trump' einen song schrieb, weil der nicht an schwarze vermietete.

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RT @mailbox_org@twitter.com

Sichere #eMail für alle 33.000 #Berliner Lehrkräfte: @SenBJF@twitter.com vertraut @mailbox_org@twitter.com den Betrieb der offiziellen Dienstmails an; inkl. Kalender, Adressbuch, Office Suite, Cloud-Speicher und Videokonferenzen. Mehr im Blog: https://bit.ly/39M4cgQ

#Datenschutz #DigitaleSouveränität

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RT @madeofmistak3@twitter.com

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RT @SoftIron@twitter.com

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#SoftIron #BerlinStarupJobs #EntepriseStorage #DesignedNotAssembled #WorkWithSoftIron

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SoftIron/status/1351163590582136847

RT @kreuzberged@twitter.com

#OTD 1864 a generous descendant of #French #Huguenots, who arrived in #Berlin 17thC invited by the Great Elector, baker-master Jean Jacques Fasquel bequeathed 50k Taler to the city to build its 1st public hospital: 6yrs later Krankenhaus am #Friedrichshain opened with 620 beds.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kreuzberged/status/1351125859437076480

RT @meckernfueralle@twitter.com

Kind: "Papa, was ist ein harter Lockdown?"

Papa:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/meckernfueralle/status/1349034554036781056

RT @meta_bene@twitter.com

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RT @mahrko@twitter.com

Das simple 15-Kilometer-Radius-um-einen-Punkt-zeichen-Tool hat ausgedient.

Mit diesem Tool werden die 15 Kilometer ab Stadt- bzw. Gemeindegrenze abgebildet.

https://esri-de-6.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=7652264c81fe43b6a01195ca89580bef

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mahrko/status/1348699830072340482

RT @AuschwitzMuseum@twitter.com

11 January 1942 | Dutch Jewish boy Simon Benjamins was born in Groningen.

In 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz together with his mother Branca, brother Marcus and sister Lea. They were all murdered in a gas chamber.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AuschwitzMuseum/status/1348691145535021056

RT @aamer_rahman@twitter.com

Is it really ok to punch nazis?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/aamer_rahman/status/927644648893399040

RT @Quux_NL@twitter.com

I use these many times when I have to explain Risk, Probability and Impact (for instance during an ISO 27001 implementation or other risk assessment). Most of the time people understand.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Quux_NL/status/1348165615463366657

RT @dinoman_j@twitter.com

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RT @ChrisCJackson@twitter.com

“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/1347724695832039424

RT @marinal_ps@twitter.com

Jurassic Park Madrid.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/marinal_ps/status/1347859140320907264

RT @heinleinsupport@twitter.com

Heinlein Akademie 2021: Mehr als 100 Schulungstermine für alle #Linux-Admins. Von Profis für Profis.

#Server #Administration, #Ansible, #Checkmk, #Dovecot, #LPIC, #PostgreSQL, #Postfix, #Puppet, #Rspamd, #Ceph, #Docker, #Git, #Container, #Securiy

Mehr: https://bit.ly/3ol1MvH

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/heinleinsupport/status/1346790877474267136

RT @sarcasmbully@twitter.com

[At the supermarket]
Cashier: "May I see some ID for the beer?"
Me: "Sure." (holds up license)
Cashier: "Okay, you're cool. I see the '1'."
Me: "The '1'?"
Cashier: "The '1' at the beginning of your birth year."
Me: "Oh God..."
Cashier: "Happy New Year!"

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sarcasmbully/status/1346281556697088001