This is all I can still play after receiving years of piano lessons in my youth.
RT @Viss@twitter.com
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RT @PhilHagen@twitter.com
Yeah, everything that ever will be has already been on โThe Simpsonsโ. But this is a bit on the nose.
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/PhilHagen/status/1352103501296500737
RT @tx0h@twitter.com
vor der vereidigung bidens: jenifer lopez singt 'this land is your land' von woody guthrie, der, der auf seiner gitarre stets den leitspruch trug 'this machine kills fascists' und der schon ueber den 'old man trump' einen song schrieb, weil der nicht an schwarze vermietete.
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/tx0h/status/1351934574985678852
Die bei http://www.rabofsky.de/atemschutzmasken bestellten FFP2-Masken sind angekommen.
Jetzt kann die Pflicht kommen.
RT @mailbox_org@twitter.com
Sichere #eMail fรผr alle 33.000 #Berliner Lehrkrรคfte: @SenBJF@twitter.com vertraut @mailbox_org@twitter.com den Betrieb der offiziellen Dienstmails an; inkl. Kalender, Adressbuch, Office Suite, Cloud-Speicher und Videokonferenzen. Mehr im Blog: https://bit.ly/39M4cgQ
#Datenschutz #DigitaleSouverรคnitรคt
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/mailbox_org/status/1351461236496609280
RT @SoftIron@twitter.com
Hello Berlin ๐ Our brand new European office is officially open & we're #hiring! If you or someone you know is an outstanding ERP Analyst, we want to talk. Check it out http://bit.ly/SoftIron_BerlinJobs
#SoftIron #BerlinStarupJobs #EntepriseStorage #DesignedNotAssembled #WorkWithSoftIron
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/SoftIron/status/1351163590582136847
RT @kreuzberged@twitter.com
#OTD 1864 a generous descendant of #French #Huguenots, who arrived in #Berlin 17thC invited by the Great Elector, baker-master Jean Jacques Fasquel bequeathed 50k Taler to the city to build its 1st public hospital: 6yrs later Krankenhaus am #Friedrichshain opened with 620 beds.
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/kreuzberged/status/1351125859437076480
RT @meckernfueralle@twitter.com
Kind: "Papa, was ist ein harter Lockdown?"
Papa:
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/meckernfueralle/status/1349034554036781056
RT @mahrko@twitter.com
Das simple 15-Kilometer-Radius-um-einen-Punkt-zeichen-Tool hat ausgedient.
Mit diesem Tool werden die 15 Kilometer ab Stadt- bzw. Gemeindegrenze abgebildet.
https://esri-de-6.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=7652264c81fe43b6a01195ca89580bef
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/mahrko/status/1348699830072340482
RT @AuschwitzMuseum@twitter.com
11 January 1942 | Dutch Jewish boy Simon Benjamins was born in Groningen.
In 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz together with his mother Branca, brother Marcus and sister Lea. They were all murdered in a gas chamber.
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/AuschwitzMuseum/status/1348691145535021056
RT @aamer_rahman@twitter.com
Is it really ok to punch nazis?
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/aamer_rahman/status/927644648893399040
RT @Quux_NL@twitter.com
I use these many times when I have to explain Risk, Probability and Impact (for instance during an ISO 27001 implementation or other risk assessment). Most of the time people understand.
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/Quux_NL/status/1348165615463366657
RT @ChrisCJackson@twitter.com
โGuess who can still tweet motherfuc-โ
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/1347724695832039424
RT @marinal_ps@twitter.com
Jurassic Park Madrid.
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/marinal_ps/status/1347859140320907264
RT @heinleinsupport@twitter.com
Heinlein Akademie 2021: Mehr als 100 Schulungstermine fรผr alle #Linux-Admins. Von Profis fรผr Profis.
#Server #Administration, #Ansible, #Checkmk, #Dovecot, #LPIC, #PostgreSQL, #Postfix, #Puppet, #Rspamd, #Ceph, #Docker, #Git, #Container, #Securiy
Mehr: https://bit.ly/3ol1MvH
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/heinleinsupport/status/1346790877474267136
RT @sarcasmbully@twitter.com
[At the supermarket]
Cashier: "May I see some ID for the beer?"
Me: "Sure." (holds up license)
Cashier: "Okay, you're cool. I see the '1'."
Me: "The '1'?"
Cashier: "The '1' at the beginning of your birth year."
Me: "Oh God..."
Cashier: "Happy New Year!"
๐ฆ๐: https://twitter.com/sarcasmbully/status/1346281556697088001