This is all I can still play after receiving years of piano lessons in my youth.

RT @Viss@twitter.com

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Viss/status/135218

RT @PhilHagen@twitter.com

Yeah, everything that ever will be has already been on โ€œThe Simpsonsโ€. But this is a bit on the nose.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/PhilHagen/status/1

RT @tx0h@twitter.com

vor der vereidigung bidens: jenifer lopez singt 'this land is your land' von woody guthrie, der, der auf seiner gitarre stets den leitspruch trug 'this machine kills fascists' und der schon ueber den 'old man trump' einen song schrieb, weil der nicht an schwarze vermietete.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/tx0h/status/135193

RT @mailbox_org@twitter.com

Sichere fรผr alle 33.000 Lehrkrรคfte: @SenBJF@twitter.com vertraut @mailbox_org@twitter.com den Betrieb der offiziellen Dienstmails an; inkl. Kalender, Adressbuch, Office Suite, Cloud-Speicher und Videokonferenzen. Mehr im Blog: bit.ly/39M4cgQ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/mailbox_org/status

RT @SoftIron@twitter.com

Hello Berlin ๐Ÿ‘‹ Our brand new European office is officially open & we're ! If you or someone you know is an outstanding ERP Analyst, we want to talk. Check it out bit.ly/SoftIron_BerlinJobs

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/SoftIron/status/13

RT @kreuzberged@twitter.com

1864 a generous descendant of , who arrived in 17thC invited by the Great Elector, baker-master Jean Jacques Fasquel bequeathed 50k Taler to the city to build its 1st public hospital: 6yrs later Krankenhaus am opened with 620 beds.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/kreuzberged/status

RT @mahrko@twitter.com

Das simple 15-Kilometer-Radius-um-einen-Punkt-zeichen-Tool hat ausgedient.

Mit diesem Tool werden die 15 Kilometer ab Stadt- bzw. Gemeindegrenze abgebildet.

esri-de-6.maps.arcgis.com/apps

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/mahrko/status/1348

RT @AuschwitzMuseum@twitter.com

11 January 1942 | Dutch Jewish boy Simon Benjamins was born in Groningen.

In 1942 he was deported to together with his mother Branca, brother Marcus and sister Lea. They were all murdered in a gas chamber.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/AuschwitzMuseum/st

RT @Quux_NL@twitter.com

I use these many times when I have to explain Risk, Probability and Impact (for instance during an ISO 27001 implementation or other risk assessment). Most of the time people understand.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Quux_NL/status/134

RT @sarcasmbully@twitter.com

[At the supermarket]
Cashier: "May I see some ID for the beer?"
Me: "Sure." (holds up license)
Cashier: "Okay, you're cool. I see the '1'."
Me: "The '1'?"
Cashier: "The '1' at the beginning of your birth year."
Me: "Oh God..."
Cashier: "Happy New Year!"

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/sarcasmbully/statu

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